Edict 8: For The Truly Suicidal

 For The Truly Suicidal

When someone dreams of committing suicide, they are able to purchase the most currently available shortest barrel shotgun for the purpose of suicide.

[currently to be available worldwide for purchase at the time of after the end of passover until the next jewish high holy day.]

and only during that specific time worldwide.  Underdeveloped countries must be given access to this shotgun.

May 24-June 4th