A Hypothetical Letter Left From A Levite

Dear Son Of Aaron,

Wow!  I'm so excited that I got to carry out your excrement today.  On the way, since I was walking through the outer courtyard of the temple, there was a beggar being attended to and another group having an interesting discussion.  There wasn't any emergencies so I'm glad that I got back into the temple where I'm usually stationed but, on the way, I decided to write this note down just incase you were too busy and, as you already know, I'm going to tend to other temple affairs.