The Wisdom Of Chris Rock

 [No Sex In The Champagne Room By Chris Rock]

Regarding stripers, although he is seemly quite nonchalant about it, as it has a comedic undertone, I'm quite sure that he and I both do not have a great deal of support for stripers.

… Goodevening Class of 1999 I have

… One piece of advice for you no

… Matter what a stripper tells you

… There is no sex in the champagne

… Room

… Oh there's Champagne in the champagne

… Room but you don't want Champagne you

… Sex in the Champagne room

… Don't go to parties with metal detectors

… Sure it fells safe inside but what about

… All those mutherfucka's waitin outside wit

… Guns they know you ain't got one if a women

… Says she's twenty and she looks sixteen she's

… Twelve if she tells you she's twentysix and

… Looks twentysix she's damn near 40 take off

… That silly ass hat the ODB couldn't have

… Possible committed all those crimes Coolio did

… Some of that shit young blackman if you go to

… The movie theater and someone steps on your foot

… Let it slide why spend the next twenty years in

… Jail cause someone smudged your pumas cornbread

… Ain't nothin wrong wit that no matter what you think

… Of what I'm saying remember this one thing there's

… No sex in he champagne room

… Uhh

… No sex in the champagne room

… No sex in the champagne room

… No sex in the champagne room

… No sex in the champagne room

… No sex in the champagne room

… No sex in the champagne room

… Abosolety postively no sex in the champagne

… Abosolety postively no sex in the champagne

… If a homeless person has a funny sign

… He hasn't been homeless for that long

… A real homeless person is too hungry

… To be funny if a girl has a pierced tongue

… She'll probably suck you dick if a guy has

… A pireced tongue he'll probably suck you dick

… Here's a harascope for everyone

… Aquarius your going die

… Capricorn your going die

… Gemini your going die twice

… Leo your going die

… Scorpio your going die fuckin

… No one go's to hooters for wings

… If you been datinga man for four

… Months and you haven't met any of

… His friends your not his girlfriend

… Some of the things I've said may not

… Apply to you some of the things I may

… Have said may offened you

… No matter who you are yo must

… Remember this one thing no matter

… What a stripper says

… There is no sex in the champagne room

… NONE!

… There's no sex sex in the champagne room

… There's no sex sex in the champagne room

… There's no sex sex in the champagne room

… There's no sex sex in the champagne room

… There's no sex sex in the champagne room

… Ain't get none can't have none, naa

… In the champagne room

… There is absolutely postively no sex

… In the champagne room

… Na na say, no no ooow there ain't no sex

… In the champagne room na na say na na