Michael's Davidic Taunt

"You could piss on yourself to get salt on your skin or you could visit Israel to rest in the dead sea.  Your choice."

(Google AI's remarks: Yes, the Dead Sea is known for having the highest concentration of salt among all bodies of water on Earth. Its salinity is about 34.2%, which is approximately 10 times saltier than the average ocean. This high salt content makes the Dead Sea so dense that people can effortlessly float on its surface)