Acceptance Speech For The First Award

 

(I changed my mind about accepting any or even attempting this rouse for although it may sound philosophically strong, in the eyes of the perceptive, it would even still be an evil [hatred of God through not loving something that exists, He created all of existence, the ability to manifest {see previous argument I made on manifesting) equals that it would not work. Evil will not triumph and I, being of flesh, do hereby confess that I am evil (see commandment saying ‘confess your sins to one another’.

It is the second to the most important commandment to love your neighbor as yourself. To properly honor those who might be embracing this commandment, I have decided to show myself for this ceremony. However, I’m in a state of aggression towards mankind even though I’m not against you and, as Jesus stated, those who are not against you are for you. Nevertheless, I do not accept this award since it is not made of toilet paper so that I couldn’t wipe my ass with it and flush it down the toilet. Man was made in the image of God so I do not reject you but, again, I’m in a state of aggression towards mankind. You can blame any party for doing so. You may blame whoever for it but I do not take the lighthearted stand where one might simply say that Jesus simply had to go through what he did. We know he walked the path that God laid out for him through great effort. That is besides the point. I’m aggressive towards the entirety of mankind for doing it and therefore I do not accept your reward since it came from a human. Do I need money? Of course, who doesn’t? But, as it is written in the the Tanakh , you will always have the poor with you. Jesus later on stated that you will always have the poor with you but you will not always have me.

I recall an ancient law amongst my kin the jews, including the levites, which is the tribe that I’m part of. It is the tribe of Moses that I descended from. The law in the Tanakh is this:

Leviticus 19:11 states, "You shall not steal, nor deal falsely, nor lie to one another,

I’m prepared to face the penalty of the courts and they are fully justified in imposing whatever real penalty that they decide. Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu, what is my penalty on this charge of fraud and I insist you make it a real penalty or my God, The Living God Of Israel, would most likely be angered.

"I do not ask your pardon, Master Elrond, for the Black Speech of Mordor may yet be heard in every corner of the West!"

I thank you for your time for amongst all of our commodities, it is the most valuable one that we have. Shalom.